ABOUT me

I am a seven foot tall, auburn-haired witch.

I live in a lighthouse with five cats named Heathcliff (various spellings); I collect sea glass, control the weather, and cure my own meats. In my solitary keep, I write romance novels about queer weirdos, and sometimes late at night I converse with the ghost of my grandmother, who takes the form of an apathetic pelican.

I am most definitely a real person.

Black and white image of a cresting wave.
Sylvia is a young white auburn-haired woman in a flowery dress, holding a book. Her face is not visible.

Pay no attention to the queer weirdos behind the curtain…

MY PHILOSOPHY

  • Black-and-white drawing of a quill.

    LURF

    It’s important in LURF to learn to laugh, and love.

  • Drawing of a seashell with ridges and curves on a black background

    LURF

    It’s important in life to learn to LURF, and love.

  • White silhouette of leaves and pinecones on a black background.

    LURF

    It’s important in life to learn to laugh, and LURF.

Close-up of a pink and yellow dahlia flower against a plain background.
A woman with long, flowing red hair stands by a lake with her eyes closed. She wears a short-sleeved, floral dress with puffed sleeves. Trees and greenery are visible in the background under a cloudy sky.
Calm water at sunset with a pinkish-orange sky and silhouette trees in the distance.
A woman with long red hair in a floral dress standing by a lake, looking away with calmness.
Close-up of colorful, wet stones with various shapes and sizes.